I know you can't hear all of Denis' thoughts for the day, so I have held on to the last 20 or so to catch you up. Be on the look out for more in the coming week or so. Enjoy!
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
If you drink, don't drive...don't even putt.
Do you think the Easter Bunny hides eggs because he doesn't want anyone to know he's been with a chicken?
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
All I ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If you think the professionals are expensive, wait until you see what the amateurs cost you!
Confidence is the feeling you get before you really understand the problem.
Frustration is when you have ulcers, but still aren't a success.
Honesty is the key to any relationship...If you can fake that, you're in.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise ABOVE your principles.
You can stay up until the cows come home, but it's hard to explain the cows to your condo association.
Sticks and stones mat break my bones, but stepping in front of a train will obliterate them.
Have you noticed that T-H-E I-R-S spells "Theirs"?
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if taken while driving.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport landing area the "Terminal"?
The difference between golf & government is that in government you can't improve your lie?
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to use the internet and he won't bother you for a week.
Earth first- We'll ruin the other planets later.